”why are your ears like that?”
its not polite to stare, but she
doesn’t seem to care about that
right now. oh well.

"Could be one of two reasons.
Either I’m the demonic Son of Satan,
or I’m a magical elf that can grant wishes.“
Either sounded quite far-fetched, but that was the fun of it. Obviously, everyone would hope for the second option. Too bad for them.